Thursday, October 19, 2017

Tales from the Cryptkeeper - Giant Worm GIF

Earthquake drills are being practiced all across the country (#ShakeOut), just remember that 99.9% of the time the cause of an earthquake is not a giant worm like creature pushing through the top soil.

That being said, please be prepared for that 0.01%.  Drop, Cover, and Hold On is not the correct strategy when faced with these kind of quakes.

Tuesday, October 17, 2017

Tales from the Cryptkeeper - Werewolf Transofrmation GIF

One of the sexiest werewolf transformations of all time!

Tales From The Cryptkeeper - Vampires hate garlic GIF

What are the pros and cons of dating a Vampire?:

  • Relationships can last forever
  • Lives for the night life
  • Multiple lifetimes of experience
  • Immune to all diseases
  • Amazing stamina
  • Loves to neck
  • Food cost savings
  • Never have to deal with garlic breath
  • No more sunrises or sunsets
  • Terrible at tanning
  • Hates flash photography
  • Tough to do your makeup
  • Other stuff